What are some examples of hyperbole for a hot day?

- "I can fry an egg on the pavement!"

- "The sun is trying to burn a hole through the ozone layer!"

- "The heat is so intense, I can feel my brain sizzling."

- "It's hotter than the inside of a pizza oven!"

- "I'm sweating so much that if I wring my clothes, I could fill a water bottle!"

- "I'm about to spontaneously combust!"

- "The heat is unbearable! It feels like I'm being slowly roasted over a hot bed of coals."