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HER GREATEST MOMENT

I'll never forget playing [against the men] at the [2004] Sony. I was so wide-eyed. I remember hitting balls and going, "Wow, look! It's Ernie Els!"

 

HER COMEBACK

I'm healthy this year, playing without pain, making top-10s. Golf is fun again
 

 

REGRETS

I've made wrong decisions and right decisions, but I only have one chance to live this life, and I'm not going to fret about bad decisions.

 

THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY

In sixth grade, we wrote letters to ourselves and didn't open them until high school. I opened mine. I wrote, "Michelle, if you're in a gang and doing drugs, don't be in a gang and don't do drugs!" [Laughs] So, compared to being in a gang, I'm doing pretty well.

 

GUTSY MOVES

The gutsiest decision I've ever made was going to take the SAT s without studying. [Laughs] I found no inspiration in hitting the books. I used my common sense and I did pretty well.

 

THE BOYS CLUB

Growing up, I was the only girl on the boys' baseball team. I'd still like to play PGA Tour events. I try to test myself against the best. I don't want to lose the part of me that aims high. I like to live to the max.

 

 

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Joke:

Bob was trying desperately to get in 18 on a soon-to-be stormy day..

 

He was playing the round of his life, but as the weather grew worse, his swing on the 15th tee was awkward, resulting in a hooked drive into the trees.

 

His lie was a good one, but right next to a tree. He quickly approached his ball, set himself up, and right as he took the club to the top, lighting struck down from the sky catching his steel shafted 5 iron.

 

His friends hurried over to see that there was a large crater in the ground and no site of Bob or his clubs.

 

He was gone.

 

When he reached the pearly gates, St. Peter said, "Son, we are sorry to have taken you at such an early age, however, because you love the game so much, and you had the round of your life going, we decided to bring your clubs that you love so dearly so that you may play all the courses of heaven which are more incredible than any course you have ever played."

 

The man started crying instantly, to which St. Peter replied, "I know, you have left behind many loved ones."

 

Bob said, "No, that's not it."

 

"Yes my son, you also had an unbelievable life and a great career," St. Peter said.

 

"No, that's not it either," sobbed Bob.

 

St. Peter was stumped, "Well then, what could make you so unhappy, that you would cry like a three year old girl?"

 

Bob looked up as the tears flooded from his eyes and said, "I think I left my wedge back on the 14th green."