Golf Jokes Make Life Funny

There are some golden golf jokes; they would make your life funny. Let's read this golf joke. In this article, I would like to talk some golf jokes. If you want to know much more information or jokes, you may read this funny article - Useful Physical Tips to Improve Your Golf.

Play golf with an old man

A young man loves to play golf, but, he always can not afford the whole time struggling. One day, he had two hours of free afternoon, he plans to play golf a little faster, and play nine holes, and he could catch up with the meeting. So he quickly ready on the tee.

When he was about to serve, an old man came and asked if he could play a group. The young man have not had time to refuse, the old man would play golf. It is surprised that the old man actually playing a very fast speed, serve, and no major mistakes delays. When they reached the ninth tee, young people in mind a long ball, the ball fell just before the big pine tree, and pine trees just in the middle of the ball and the greens.

The old man looked at the ball, said: "I'm like your age, also encountered the same situation, I hard hit, and the ball flying over the green pine tree fell on Rights." The young people made whole body strength force to summon the ball up hit, the ball touched the branches, and fell straight down, hit points than the far less than a meter, young people respect immediately looked at the elderly, thought he was amazing, the old man said: "Of course, When I was your age, the pine tree was only one meter high!" Now, the holiday is coming, you may choose a right but discount golf clubs to have a good golf travel.

I want to make birdie

One day, Joe went to play golf.Joe has been bragging about how well his game to the same group of peers along the way. When reach the fourth hole, which is a par three, Joe said to his partner: "The hole is too easy, first play with a long iron, and then putting push to catch bird Rights!" his partner has been annoying him companion this time, so he said:" should you show it for us! "Joe shook his shoulders, shook ass, a fierce swing, club head just lightly across the top of the ball, the ball Slowly roll down from the tee, off the tee next to the grass."Nice shot! Now push for putting it!" his companion applause Road.

I want to buy golf balls

One day, a young blonde girl went into the golf shop. She looked here to see there, can not seem to want to buy things. Clerk came and asked: "Miss, may I help you?" "I want to buy a green ball." Rummaged through the store's sales clerk so the directory, call all the factories, the clerk did not identify the golf green Ball sold. When the girl going out of the store disappointed when the clerk could not help but ask: "Can I ask why you want to buy green lady do?" Lady replied: "Because the green ball may be easy to find in the bunker!

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