Lets Run Through Fly Fishing for Underachievers – Eh, Lets Just Walk Through It

I know you are not an underachiever because you are reading an article that is supposed to be offering constructive advice and underachievers just do not do that. But we will get on with fly fishing for underachievers anyways in the hopes that someone learns something and then promptly forgets it almost immediately. The idea behind fly fishing for underachievers is that an underachiever is a person not exactly driven by an overwhelming need for success so good enough becomes a goal to reach for. When we take a stab at fly fishing for underachievers be prepared to catch very little actual fish and also bring a first aid kit. There will be more need for band-aids when we try fly fishing for underachievers than there will be for frying pans and coolers to keep the catch in.

First let's check the equipment shall we? Ok, fishing rod, fly, and special fly fishing line. Right? Good! What? What is special fly fishing line? Fly fishing line is heavier than standard fishing line because we do not use a heavy lure in fly fishing and so the line needs to create its own weight. Did you get special fly fishing line to put in your fishing reel? You didn't? Well go get it and we will wait.

Next Up, Getting The Fish

Ok now that we have the proper line for fly fishing for underachievers we need to now learn how to properly cast. First you tie the fly on to the end of the line being careful not to poke yourself with the hook. Now that's ok, just slowly pull the hook out of your thumb and get into the first aid kit and put a band-aid on to stop the bleeding. Once the hook and fly is on the line it is time to learn how to properly cast. This is where fly fishing for underachievers can become risky because underachievers have lousy balance and this can be a problem. So slowly stand up in the boat and raise your fly fishing pole over your head ready to, oh my, well now slowly climb back into the boat and have a seat with a towel to dry off.

Once you have dried off it is time to try casting again so grab your fly fishing pole and stand up. What's that? Lost the pole when you fell in to the water, eh? Well that is all the time we have today for fly fishing for underachievers and I certainly hope you enjoyed today's lesson and learned absolutely nothing from it.