How do you pee in the woods?

1. Find a secluded spot. You don't want to be seen or heard by anyone, so find a spot that's off the beaten path and away from any water sources.

2. Position yourself. Stand with your feet shoulder-width apart and your back to the wind. This will help to keep the smell of your urine from blowing back in your face.

3. Unzip your pants and pull them down to your knees. If you're wearing a belt, you may need to unbuckle it first.

4. Squat down and spread your legs. Make sure your knees are bent and your feet are flat on the ground. This will help to create a stable position and prevent you from falling over.

5. Relax your body and let the urine flow. Take your time and don't rush. If you're feeling nervous, take a few deep breaths before you start.

6. Wipe yourself off with toilet paper or leaves. Make sure you get all of the urine off of your skin, especially if you're in a cold climate.

7. Zip up your pants and pull them up. You're all done!

8. Wash your hands with soap and water. This is especially important if you're going to be eating or drinking anything after you pee.

9. Dispose of your toilet paper or leaves. Please don't leave them behind in the woods. You can bury them in a hole or put them in a trash can.